Gumby

He's big..he's green..he's got a pointy head. He's Gumby dammit! This very cool character not only had a cool TV show with his partner Pokey, but he also lives on as a bendable rubber figure who will truly bend over backward for you (but don't you make his brown eye blue). Back in the Saturday Night Live Eddie Murphy era, he was revived as a much funnier and somewhat angrier incarnation. With a head like that, he would also make a nice hockey stick in a pinch and you can still find Gumby around if you look (and you should). See ya later with some more cool old junk.